Seven long years have passed in the land of Kolvaskaya...

Yuri and Sergei's legendary rival has continued for seven years, so much so others have joined the fray.

Meet Władysław.

Meet Łukasz.

They're looking to cause trouble and there's only one way to settle it ... to have a squat of--! What's this? There's too many for a squat off? What the squat...

Let the gods of greed be your guide: hoard as much stuff as you can within the time limit to leave your rivals scrambling to catch up. The more items you hold on to, the better your score. Ram into your opponents' cars (or get out and SOCK 'EM IN THE FACE 👊) to make them drop stuff and take it for your own nefarious means.

There it is! Please enjoy, maybe leave a comment (we'd love to hear your feedback!).

Brought to you by Clockwork Kraken, proudly masquerading this TOJam 2024: Talk About Fourshadowing! as 'KLUNKWERK KRANKUS'.

Controls:

  • Controller:
    • left-stick: 
      • steer car / move character around
    • right-trigger: 
      • when driving: accelerate
    • left-trigger: 
      • when driving: reverse
    • left-bumper: 
      • when driving: brake
    • A or CROSS:
      • when driving: speed boost
      • when running around: enter car
    • B or CIRCLE: 
      • when driving: exit car
      • when running around: throw a punch
  • Keyboard:
    • W A S D:
      • steer car / move character around
    • SPACE_BAR:
      • when driving: brake
    • E:
      • when driving: speed boost
      • when running around: enter car
    • Q:
      • when driving: exit car
      • when running around: throw a punch

. . : Credits : . .

MUSIC by the fantastic JAMES RONALD:

Accreditations for some assets used:


BIG_NOTE_ONE On playing the game

  • Please click on 'START GAME' in the main menu to begin playing (work-in-progress).
  • When playing in your browser, only the keyboard works. Controllers aren't currently working with webGL (due to some technical limitations of Unity's new input system) 
  • To play split-screen, please make sure to download the game (or install via the itch launcher)--all inputs work with this version.

BIG_NOTE_TWO: On troubleshooting downloads

  • Bolded for emphasis: the below doesn't apply to you if you're running this from the Itch.io launcher 🙂
  • If you download the .ZIP file and try to run the executable, you'll be greeted by Microsoft Defender's SmartScreen because the file as unsigned (and so we, the publishers of this executable are unknown to it)--as this is a simple jam affair, this is not something we've done. 
Click to expand for instructions on how to play IF you downloaded the ZIP!


windows-smart-screen

click on 'show more info'

windows smart screen

click on 'run anyway' and you're good!

BIG_NOTE_THREE: On builds and their platforms

  • Mac and Linux builds are provided 'as-is'--they haven't been tested on an actual Linux or Apple machine (as we didn't have any handy at the time the builds were made)...
  • If you run into any issues, please make a post with your error so we can troubleshoot it, thanks!

Download

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[LATEST]what-the-squat-windows.zip 50 MB
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[SECOND-LATEST]what-the-squat-windows.zip 45 MB
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[TOJAM VERSION]what-the-squat.zip 45 MB
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[LATEST]what-the-squat-linux.zip 45 MB
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[LATEST]what-the-squat-mac.zip 43 MB

Install instructions

The game should work out of the box, with little to no set up. Please, feel free to leave a comment: we'd love to hear your feedback!

Development log

Comments

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(+1)

fun

thanks for playing! 

(+4)

My god they've returned....

(1 edit) (+1)

We've been squatting in the shadows waiting for the perfect time to strike...

via GIPHY
(+4)

HAHA YES! I loved playing this at the jam, it's so funny

thanks for the kind words! glad you liked it 🙂 -- z